(Please note that we are a satire blog and nothing is meant to be taken seriously.)
Andrew, always in denial
IS THIS FOR ME? IF SO, IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIFT POSSIBLE.
HAPPY VDAY ALISSA
stahp it, lolgoths… stahp
Ahh, god, I should print this out. I’m the Goth equivalent of a f*g hag — not goth, not by any stretch of the...